NuvaRing Channels the Late, Great Theodor Geisel

Apparently the NuvaRing once-a-month contraceptive device was invented to stop women of low intelligence from procreating.

We can deduce this from the fact that the commercial employs juvenile, nonsensical, sing-song rhymes intended to hypnotize unsuspecting simple-minded women and cause them to burst into the office of their local lady-parts doctor chanting "Every week or every day? Not now, no way."

Then again, if their target audience is women who can't be bothered to spend 30 seconds taking a pill every day, maybe NuvaRing is on to something.

My only question is: do they come in pink?